16 Hilariously Underrated Sex Tips You Wish You Always knew

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Keep it wet, keep it clean, keep it fun.

๐Ÿ“”๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“น๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽ‘๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Sex can be a rollercoaster of emotions โ€“ sometimes itโ€™s mind-blowinglyย amazing andย leads to orgasms galore, and sometimes it can end in disaster andย a trip๐Ÿ”ญ to the emergency room.

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‹๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน

Because weโ€™d all prefer toย haveย less of the bad timesย and more of the toe-curling, name-screaming fun times, there is article after article online preaching sex advice and sex tips. From ways toย start sexting your beauย in ways that will really heat things up, to steps onย buying the perfect vibrator,ย there is no shortage of how-toโ€™s when it comes to tips on performing in the bedroom.

๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฆ‚

While advice articles are fantastic sources of tips and tricks, when it comes to sex, we wantย realย and we wantย tried and tested.ย We want tips that are so out there youโ€™d never read about them in an article, and ones that are so common-sense youโ€™d never even think of them.๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ƒ

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So here are 16 of the funniest, weirdest and most underrated sex tips youโ€™ll find anywhere but get only @kilimanindogo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ

 

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๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

1. โ€œCarry Wet wipes. They are great for so many reasons. You can clean up your junk if you sense youโ€™re about to get an emergency blow job and you can give them to your lady after sex and OMG, she will be grateful AF .โ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜

 

2. โ€œPool/Bath/Jacuzzi sex is actually a bit of a letdown. Why? Water makes for a terrible lubricant.โ€ ๐Ÿค”โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹

 

3. โ€œAlways pull out anal beadsย gently. Canโ€™t stress this point enough.โ€ ๐Ÿ”žโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿšข

 

4. โ€œA towel nearby or in use is never, ever, a bad idea.โ€ ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‘

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5. โ€œIf itโ€™s not clean enough to put in your mouth, itโ€™s not clean enough to go in her vagina.โ€

๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

6. โ€œCUT YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

16 Hilariously Underrated Sex Tips You Wish You Always knew

7. โ€œGuys, listen. If youโ€™re not 100% confident in your ability to dirty talk, donโ€™t do it. It can be hot but sometimes phrases like โ€œtight clitโ€ come out, and your partner is too busy laughing her fucking ass off to finish.โ€

๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ

8. โ€œItโ€™s ok to laugh. Human bodies at their most vulnerable are often awkward and ridiculous. Laughter implies comfort and even emotional maturity. It means Iโ€™m comfortable with both of our bodies, and I want this to be fun.โ€

๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’

9. โ€œThose flavored lubes/condoms that have sugar in them cause yeast infections.โ€

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10. โ€œAlways pee after. Always.โ€

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒป

11. โ€œFor both genders, always wash your ass good, like not just the outer cheeks and crack. You gotta get in there and clean the whole thing.โ€ ๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ•

 

12. โ€œThe amusement park is very close to the toxic waste facility.โ€

๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

13. โ€œYou donโ€™t just put it in and leave it there.โ€

๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘™๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘

14. โ€œTouching a dry clit is like touching the tip of the dick dry, over and over again. Just donโ€™t do it. Make it wet, the more the better.โ€

๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘™

15. โ€œAsk before you stick a finger in your dudes butt.ย Ask politely before you stick a finger into anyoneโ€™s orifices, really.

๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŽ‘๐ŸŽ‘๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ

16. โ€œItโ€™s inexplicably better with someone you love.โ€

๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™Ž๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ

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